You know what I hate?
When you get a booger deep up inside one nostril.
It's up there so far that blowing your nose doesn't really dislodge it.
What you need to do is take your little finger (coz it's smaller and more nimble than the rest) and shove it up inside your nostril until you can almost scratch the back of your eyeball, and then you can finally get to the booger.
What's really annoying is when you get a booger deep up inside your nostril like this, and you're at work, so you have no privacy to go rooting around inside your nose like a miner digging for gold.
So the booger stays there, making your nose itch, and you try surreptitious picks, like the full-hand nose scratch where one finger or your thumb slips inside and tries to get to the booger, but that doesn't work, because you need to go long, as they say in football.
You try rubbing the outside of your nose, but that really doesn't help either.
You need to get a finger up deep inside your nostril, but for that, you need privacy.
Coz no one, not even Sienfeld, wants to get caught with a finger in their nose, even if there was no pick.
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pinch the other nostril completely closed, then pinch the offending nostril mostly closed, and blow real hard into the object of your choice. if you decrease the opening, you can increase the pressure of the air blowing out of it... hopefully dislodging your boogie.
either that or start carrying q-tips.
:D
what you've described is called "boogie diving" btw...
Eat some chilli, sweat it out!
OMG! LOL
boogers are like assholes...
oh wait, that's not right.
...err, OPINIONS! yes that's it.
boogers are like opinions.
it's OPINIONS that are like assholes
ooh, so i guess boogers ARE like assholes.
ultimately.
(although it doesn't necessarily follow)
*whistles, nods head and looks around*
soooo, how's everybody doin'?
haha i was going to say "there's usually a restroom for things like that..." but Xinh beat me to it :)
Yep, I ended up hitting the restroom and using the privacy of a cubicle to extract a very annoying booger. Aaaah, the relief!
Ghoti, I don't what you're on, but I'll have some of it :)
Er...just be a good girl and bring it through Customs for me, would you :)
hahahahha, yeah jon ask her about her "carrying pouch"
my uncle jeff once got busted digging for one of those while at a stoplight. he said it was REALLY bothering him so he was digging away when he realized someone may see him - so he quickly stopped digging and looked around and sure enough, in the car beside him were two near-teenage girls with their faces plastered against the window, mocking him.
hehee
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