Fo' shizzle ma drizzle!

Big Shout Out to Mike250 for hooking me up with Gizoogle, which I promptly used on my last Blog entry. So without any further ado, here's how my Blog would have looked if it had been written by the one and only Snoop Dogg.

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Can Blogg'n makes you a bitch writa�?

First of all you have ta want ta be a conscientious playa n not just throw drug deala a bizzay of words, pictures n Youtube clips n call it a bizzy n shit. Thizzay you have ta watch yo spell'n n use punctuation correctly. Finally, like a good essay, yo blizzog entry should have an introduction, a body, n a conclusion.

The title of yo bizzle entry could almost be considered an introduction, albeit an extremely brief one; Realistically though it's nuttin' more tizzle tha topic you're going ta discuss hittin that booty. Yo introduction will be in tha fizzirst paragraph, n if you want ta gizzy tha motherfucka attention n hold it you need a good introduction. Although even tha bizzle introduction in tha world won't hold tha attention of somebody who's not interested in read'n tha topic `bout which you've chosen ta blog . Hollaz to the East Side. Thiznat doesn't mizzle you should shape yo blog ta attract nigga frizzom all walks of life like old skool shit. If you're blogg'n `bout thermonizzles technology coz it's tha field in whizzich you wizzy n you find it fascinat'n, bizzy `bout it. You'll attract like-minded gangsta (and tha occasional anonymous poser who calls you all geeks) n you'll enjoy tha discussions tizzle evolve. Thiznat wizzy makes you want ta continue ridin' n tha more you write tha playa you will get.

Basically you should strive ta ensure T-H-to-tha-izzat you have some semblance of an introduction, even a brief one, which introduces yo topic or helps ta griznab tha reada attention. The body of yo blizzay can be as shizzort as jizzle one paragraph, or run on fo` several (or many) if tha topic of choice warrants a lengthy discussion so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. Finally yo conclusion wizzay summarize yo topic n let yo crazy ass nigga kizzy thizzay they've reached tha end of that particizzles post . Drop it like its hot. Follow'n these simple rules wizzay makes you a betta writa, biznoth as a wanna be gangsta n in real life fo my bling bling.