Trade Chat is usually not much better than the infamous Barrens Chat, but sometimes there's a diamond in the rough, like this:
"A young woman sits down beside you and places her hand gently on your thigh. She's not beautiful, but you find her oddly attractive. Slowly she leans in toward you and whispers seductively in your ear, "You know, I can enchant that for you, if you'd like..."
As I and many others were cracking up, someone with a fast wit and faster fingers responded, "Honey, sorry, but you just aren't enchanting enough for me."
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Creative role-playing is always nice. Lord knows there are plenty of talented individuals playing WOW, but many of them keep to themselves, I believe, due to the overwhelming amount of Ub3r-733t douches.
This made me think of a post I did oh so long about about how the amount of I sold per day would improve based on the sales pitch used. "My prices are so low, you will swear I have brain damage" was always a good one for business.
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