When I did a search for Body Worlds, one of the links that popped up caught my eye: How much is your body worth?
Intrigued, I clicked on this Cadaver Calculator, and this is what I found out:
What about you? Are you worth more Dead than Alive?
*Edit* After answering the 20-question quiz you will be prompted to sign up for something like Mingle (an online Dating service), but in small print at the bottom will be a link you can click to say "No thanks, take me to my quiz results."
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I'm only worth $3640. What am I doing wrong?
Then again, maybe that's a good thing. At least there's less chance someone will be knocking me off just to sell my dead body to cadaver pirates for profit.
You might want to eat a few more Twinkies over there, Capn.
You know what I hate. I hate when you go through a multi-question quiz online, just to be asked to sign up for something at the end, to receive the result.
I think that provides my answer though. I'm worth very very little dead, because my insides are hardened, joy sucking, bitterness, made flesh.
Yeah, I saw that at the end and was a bit miffed, but at least you can skip the Sign Up offer and just get your result.
It's like many of the Instant Win competitions you get in cereal boxes, packets of potato chips, soda bottles, etc. You used to open the top and immediately see if you'd won or not. Now you have to go online, fill out all this information, name, address, phone number, email, (and it's *required, you know), then you finally get to enter the code from the box top only to see, "Sorry, you are not a winner."
OMFG! I've got to add this, because I just ran through the quiz again for the *edit* I added, and I decided to answer as a chain-smoking, binge-drinking, overweight, short, balding, (but tanned, always hit those tanning salons), diabetic...I think you get the picture ;)
And someone like that is worth...drum roll, please...
da-da-da-da-da-da-da...Poom!
$3,845.
Bone has to be in better shape than me, and in far better shape than the "guy" I answered as this time around, and yet his body is not worth that much.
Seems like a healthy body isn't worth what it used to be.
OK, so I didn't read the little link at the bottom. I'm worth 4,675.
I tried one time through of 'gaming the system' and got $8,705. I tried to be as healthy as possible, with all of the weird conditions I could.
I also tried once to be very very unhealthy, but no odd conditions, and hit $2,485.
$5625. answering honestly.
Second time, I did it same as Bughunter ~ unhealthy, but no strangeness ~ $2,495.
oh... second time through I was male too.
:)
I'm worth 4475. Lucky for me the life insurance policy my wife has out on me is worth much more. Wait... Could she collect an additional 4475 on top of the insurance money if she sold my corpse?! Better not tell her about this site ;-)
I couldn't get it to load! I'll NEVER know how much I'm worth, now!
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